THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Scrolling through tumblr at work is like playing Russian roulette. Risky as fuck.
…I did a photo session last year that was honestly so mind-boggling to me. They wanted me to be in the magazine because, “We love her, we love what she’s about.” Cool. So we go to do the photo shoot and I get ready and I present myself to the photographer. He loves the way I look. But then a woman from the magazine said to me, “Oh, we can’t have you looking like that in the magazine. We won’t run those pictures.” I thought to myself, “Okay, I really need to stay calm here otherwise I’m going to walk out.”
I didn’t want to create a scene. I’m representing my band’s interests, not just my own so I have to be cool. So I said to her, “How do you envisage seeing me today?” (Laughs) You know, trying to engage her and honestly being curious and she said to me, this is a quote, “You know, just that sort of tousled hair, that just-got-fucked look. That straight-off-the-beach look.” (Laughs) And I’m wondering, “Are you fucking high?”
I couldn’t believe she said that to me! Are you kidding me? I told her, “I’m a 46 year old who’s had a career of 20 years and you’re trying to suggest that I go on a magazine cover looking as if I just got fucked?” And also, “straight off the beach” look? I’m Scottish, I’ve never stood on a beach in my life.
View images from Kris Kuksi’s solo show “Revival” at Joshua Liner Gallery on Hi-Fructose.
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to hurt anybody this much before!
"solidarity with other queer and trans* people who are spending today in hostile territory"I’ve seen this post floating around several times today. And it is “protest” and “solidarity” like this that is what fills people with contempt about Tumblr politics. The current wave of liberal views on this website seems to make everyone think that their personal support of correctness/identity politics in some way makes them revolutionary or worthwhile. It doesn’t. This is armchair protest in the most sickeningly literal sense of the world.The queer and trans* people in hostile territory don’t give two squirts of piss that you’ve reblogged some post on Tumblr, and a lot of them would probably find it offensively patronising. They’ve got more important things to worry about than your self-serving bullshit. If you really want to support people’s rights, then you need to know that you are achieving nothing from reblogging posts like this, apart from giving yourself a warm, fuzzy feeling.If you’ve reblogged this post (or anything even vaguely similar) in all seriousness, then take it as a sign that your values are so warped by all the bourgeois political correctness and self-loving bullshit identity politics on Tumblr that you are no longer doing any cause any good. You are content just to sit on your arse on the Internet, reblogging self-consciously “worthy” posts and bouncing from one artificial, tempest-in-a-teacup outrage to another, like a ping-pong ball in a tumble-dryer.tl;dr If you reblog(ged) this post or take it seriously, you are an idiot. A smug, pompous, self-serving idiot who would rather click a mouse button than do any real, demonstrable good in the world. You. Fatuous. Pricks.
Not many people will get this custome .
I’m pretty sure everyone gets this costume
In the middle of sex, say ”Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
—Niall Donnelly, Anonymous Eulogy (via mashamorevna)
—Unknown (via inssouciance)